I found this group of Facebook. It may sound rediculious but actually its rediculiously true!
Facebook You know you live in Argentina when....:
"dogs are walked in groups of at least 20
dog shit is everywhere and you are considered lucky if you step in it
You stay out till 6 am at a bolinche but are still fresh as a daisy for your class at 9
You mix ketchup and mayo, slather the beastly concoction on everything, and have the audacity to call it 'salsa golf'
the solution for squeaky breaks= turn up your radio
buses whistle
“Spice” is no longer a condiment to be put on food, but rather a sci-fi television channel
doors do not fit in hinges
doors do not have locks
You get mugged and ask for something back
At any time of the day, a café con leche and 2 medialunas can be considered a square meal
people dress for t
Facebook You know you live in Argentina when....:
"dogs are walked in groups of at least 20
dog shit is everywhere and you are considered lucky if you step in it
You stay out till 6 am at a bolinche but are still fresh as a daisy for your class at 9
You mix ketchup and mayo, slather the beastly concoction on everything, and have the audacity to call it 'salsa golf'
the solution for squeaky breaks= turn up your radio
buses whistle
“Spice” is no longer a condiment to be put on food, but rather a sci-fi television channel
doors do not fit in hinges
doors do not have locks
You get mugged and ask for something back
At any time of the day, a café con leche and 2 medialunas can be considered a square meal
people dress for t
he winter even if its 75 degrees
you've witnessed a car accident or a robbery and are the only one surprised
you are responsible for paying with exact change
your bed is hard as a rock
youve lost your phone in a taxi
veggies do not exist
girls do not eat, they only drink mate
you've eaten eaten 20 empanadas in a week
you've witnessed a car accident or a robbery and are the only one surprised
you are responsible for paying with exact change
your bed is hard as a rock
youve lost your phone in a taxi
veggies do not exist
girls do not eat, they only drink mate
you've eaten eaten 20 empanadas in a week
your host mom asks you what went wrong when you come home at 3:30 AM
a typical facebook status reads: 'Robbed at gun point, luckily I wasnt not carrying much and I'm fine. 200-300 pessos gone. Not too bad.'
buses do not return to their origin, or come to a complete stop
you've almost been hit by a car on numerous occasions
you constantly are tripping on sidewalks"
Marty Hanna TIA #87... When I called to place my order with a restaurant that claims to have delivery they told me their "delivery" consists of them sending my food in a taxi that I would have to pay for. Genius idea.
a typical facebook status reads: 'Robbed at gun point, luckily I wasnt not carrying much and I'm fine. 200-300 pessos gone. Not too bad.'
buses do not return to their origin, or come to a complete stop
you've almost been hit by a car on numerous occasions
you constantly are tripping on sidewalks"
Marty Hanna TIA #87... When I called to place my order with a restaurant that claims to have delivery they told me their "delivery" consists of them sending my food in a taxi that I would have to pay for. Genius idea.
HAHA Love it! Great Blog :)
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